My Blog is Too Young for This (but I'm doing it anyway)

I know my blog is probably way too young for me to be doing this, but I couldn’t resist sharing some of my search terms. If search terms from a blog that’s only a few months old don’t tickle your fancy, go check it out on some other blog.
But I assure you, I do get some odd ones.
Search terms like:

luna sneeze fiction
What? Why are fanfiction searches so weird?

and jams a hat on her head
Apparently I’m the first result when you search this. Which should do wonders for blog traffic, since there are probably so many people searching this.

percy jackson warrior cats crossover
A quick search of this reveals that there are way more fanfictions of this than I would have expected. It ranges from Percy and his friends being turned into cats, to Warrior cats finding their way to Camp Half-Blood, to a story in which they’re all kidnapped and forced to play truth or dare.

is there a movie mirror bolt
Yes? Actually no, probably not, since I don’t even know what that means.

nag and nagaina bat snake
You had me until bat snake. I don’t remember a single bat (or bat-snake) in Nag and Nagaina’s story.

warrior cats and a human who speaks their language
I … don’t remember this happening in the saga. Is this a fanfiction? Is this something that’s happened in the series since I stopped reading it?

what’s the wild anthem called
I have no idea. What is the wild anthem, even? It sounds like a national anthem for the island where the Wild Things are.

the creepiest bedtime story
Searching this reveals stories about disembodied limbs and possessed people. Sorry to say, this is not something you can find on my blog.

allaboutprophicisc
Why is this all one word? Is it supposed to be a website address? It looks like the typist sort of lost control after the ‘h’ too.

christmas teens sucking
I presume this is asking for advice on how to get teens more enthusiastic about Christmas. I, unfortunately, don’t know how to do that. But I would suggest everybody dressing up as book characters for the day (in fact, I would suggest that even if there are no teenagers – heck, I would suggest it even if it’s not Christmas).

reactions about kiss the girls movie
I’ve never even heard of it. Was it a very controversial movie or something?

chivalry and betrayed
I don’t know what this is supposed to mean but it sounds amazing. Like a book title. If that’s not already a book, I’ll write that.

cannot write, remember names and read
Sounds like quite the multitasking. I would advise not trying to read, write, and remember names all at once. Unless you can’t do any of these things individually – that would really be unfortunate.

mythical creatures that brings joy
Most of the mythical creatures I can think of don’t bring joy. Or anything even close to it. Quite a lot of them kill people, though.

greek gods of the mundane
This sounds like a book title, too. I mean, at this point I don’t even care what you were originally looking for. I just want to write something with that title.

That’s it, folks. No laughing at them if you find them to be run-of-the-mill search terms. That is Educational Decree Number Twenty-Eight, so beware.

P.S. I also get a bit weird about the fact that somebody reading my blog may have searched one of these things and will get offended that it’s on that list. So no getting offended, that’s Educational Decree Number Twenty-Nine.

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